Just Die Already Nintendo SWITCH
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A sandbox game from the makers of Goat Simulator!
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You are an old retiree in a near future where people don't have children. There is no one to pay for pensions because of those ungrateful millennials who prefer to play video games instead of actually working. With no one to cover your living expenses, you - like every other elderly person in this world - have no choice but to survive on your own. How are you going to survive in a world that wants you to die already?
And if that's not enough, you've just been kicked out of your nursing home, and your only option now is to take on dangerous challenges and explore the world to get retirement tickets to qualify for nursing care. free retirement. So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little?
Features :
- BE OLD, BE BOLD: You are becoming an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and complaining about the World: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've found something in common with your average Boomer.
- BREAK A LEG... SOME RIBS, MAYBE YOUR NOSE: Discover the joys of being old and brittle, anything can break you and you can break anything.
- DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (RETIREMENT): Take on dangerous challenges you'll never try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch from a catapult and land on someone ? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it, and hitting someone with it?
- A MISSION – RETIRE: Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To have the right to a real retirement home. It makes perfect sense. A word of advice: try to stay in one piece so you can enjoy it at the end…
- LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a huge variety of objects. Everything from giant trout to trampolines, guns, electrical wiring and fireworks, bazookas, axes, paperclips, air horns and jetpacks to name just a few. Yes, they can all be used to injure and maim.
- EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER: Wreak havoc on the Millennial and Zoomer population (we forgot Gen X, like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap when others are injured while still others will run away in terror.
- SANDBOX CROSS-PLAY MULTIPLAYER: Play alone or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Take on challenges together, or simply cause chaos and rip your friends' limbs off!
- THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU: The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and original experimentation to truly see it all.
- ONE MORE THING: Wait, wait one more thing! Did we mention that you can disrupt traffic and create a traffic jam and blow up cars? Or that you can attach wings to your arm and fly?
- PVP MODES: Give the boomers what they deserve by making them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping your limbs off. Get ready for your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old Mayhem contest is on!
Notes & quotes :
- “Wickedly funny (,) Just Die Already… does for old people what Goat Simulator did for, well, goats." – 8/10 Push Square
- 8/10 – Pure Playstation
- 8/10 - PC Invasion
Just Die Already Nintendo SWITCH
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