Just Die Already Nintendo SWITCH
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A sandbox game from the makers of Goat Simulator!
Description
Discover Just Die Already on Nintendo Switch!
You are an old retiree in a near future where people don't have children. There is no one to pay for pensions because of those ungrateful millennials who would rather play video games than actually work. With no one to cover your living expenses, you - like every other old person in this world - have no choice but to survive on your own. How are you going to survive in a world that wants you to die already?
And if that wasn't enough, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to take on dangerous challenges and explore the world to earn retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little?
PUBLISHER Curve Digital
GENRE Sandbox
SUPPORT Video game on cartridge
Nintendo Switch PLATFORM
PEGI AGE RATING 12
Features
Wait, wait one last thing!
BE OLD, BE BOLD : You are becoming an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and complaining about the World: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've found something in common with your average Boomer.
BREAK A LEG... A FEW SIDES, MAYBE YOUR NOSE : Discover the joys of being old and brittle, anything can break you and you can break anything.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (RETIREMENT) : Take on dangerous challenges you'd never try at home and answer existential questions like: Can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it, and hitting someone with it?
A MISSION TO RETIRE : Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a real retirement home. It makes perfect sense. A word of advice: try to stay in one piece so you can enjoy it at the end.
INTERACTION WITHOUT LIMITS : Win
A : Pick up and interact with a huge variety of objects. Everything from giant trout to trampolines, guns, electrical wiring and fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to name a few. Yes, they can all be used to injure and maim.
EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER : Wreak havoc on the Millennial and Zoomer population (we forgot about Gen X, like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and cheer when others are hurt while others will run away in terror.
SANDBOX CROSS-PLAY MULTIPLAYER : Win
A : Play alone or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Take on challenges together, or just cause chaos and rip your friends' limbs off!
THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU : The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, which encourage detailed exploration and original experimentation to really see it all.
ONE MORE THING : Wait, wait one more thing! Did we mention you can disrupt traffic and create a traffic jam and blow up cars? Or that you can attach wings to your arm and fly?
PVP MODES : Give the baby boomers what they deserve by making them fight for their lives! Take on your other old friends in this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start tearing each other limb from limb. Get ready for your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old Mayhem contest is on!